🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin and I think I’m officially a crypto millionaire… in *imaginary* dollars! 💸😅 Seriously, I’m starting to believe that the only thing more volatile than my crypto portfolio is my sleep schedule after binge-watching price charts at 3 AM. 🌙📈

I told my friends I’m investing in "digital gold," but they keep asking if I can trade it for actual goldfish. 🐠 Who knew explaining blockchain could get you kicked out of a poker game? 🃏

If you need me, I'll be drowning my sorrows in a sea of green candlesticks and HODL memes! 💚Remember folks, the only thing more unpredictable than crypto is what’s for dinner tonight. 🍕💰 #CryptoLife #HODL #StillNotAMillionaire