Just bought some crypto and now I’m watching my wallet fluctuate more than my mood on a Monday morning! 📉😅 At this rate, I’m considering changing my name to HODL-er of the Year. Is there a support group for people whose portfolios are basically just a rollercoaster? 🎢💰

Remember when we thought digital currency would replace pizza? Now I could buy an entire pizza chain with what I lost last week! 🍕💸 At least I can still use my crypto for “gas fees” whenever I feel like fueling my dreams of becoming a meme lord. 

But hey, on the bright side, I'm now an expert in the art of paper trading... with actual paper! Just don’t ask me where that cash is coming from. 😂💸 #CryptoLife #HODL