If you’re a guy in your early 20s buy an umbrella hat. 

Go into debt if you have to

I have one and it has served me very well, especially when it started pouring rain at this wedding

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My now husband was wearing one when i met him. It was love at first sight. I knew he was the kinda guy who would be prepared for the unknowns so I married him on the spot. We’ve been married for 20 years.

S tier hat, right up there with the beer hat