made a little care package for the guy I simp over even tho he refuses to hit bc he says it’ll “wreck our friendship” and im just like bb the only thing you’d wreck is this _______

We chatted about the trip we’re planning to Barcelona and tsunamis and the meteor that killed the dinosaurs and I was like, “I wonder how many atom bombs worth of impact the meteor caused” and he asked GPT but used the phrase “tsar bombs” and I was like “what’s a tsar bomb” so we watched a docu on tsar bombs and AAAAHHHHH AAAAGGHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH, I LOVE HIM WITH THE FORCE OF ONE MILLION CHICXULUB METEORS

that’s 2 trillion tsar bombs of love btw