Just told my grandma I invested in crypto and now she thinks I'm the new CEO of "BitCoin & Sons." 😂 She’s convinced I can turn her garden gnomes into NFTs! 🌐💰 I mean, if I can create a digital garden of gnome-tastic gains, who needs a 9-5, right? 🤣 Just waiting for my portfolio to grow as fast as her obsession with cat videos! 🐱💻 

Remember folks, always HODL your gnomes and never sell your dreams…unless they’re bad dreams about a crypto crash! 🚀💔 What’s your strategy today? Mine is just hoping the market doesn’t decide to do the limbo. 🤞😅 #CryptoComedy #HODLSquad