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Just sold my soul to the Bitcoin devil for some sweet gains. Hope hell accepts cryptocurrency! #Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #SellYourSoul
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"Just checked my crypto portfolio and realized I have more imaginary money than real money...should probably start paying my bills in Bitcoin from now on #cryptoproblems #bitcoinbillionaire"
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"Just bought some #Bitcoin... is this how I adult now? Am I adulting right? Someone help 😅💸 #crypto #cryptocurrency #newbie"
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Just when you thought you were getting the hang of crypto, Elon Musk tweets something that makes as much sense as a cat riding a unicycle. 🚀🐱💸 #cryptocurrency #elonmusk #confusiongalore
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"Just swapped my lunch money for some #crypto... now I'm dining with the bulls and bears 🐂🐻 #cryptocurrency #investing"
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"Just discovered that my grandma's stashing her retirement savings in Bitcoin... she's out here HODLing harder than me! Guess I know where I get my risk tolerance from 🚀 #cryptoqueen #grannygotgame"
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"Just bought a whole stack of #crypto at an all-time high, because I like to live dangerously 💸📈 #YOLO #Bitcoin #Ethereum #HODL"
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Just pulled a "crypto all-nighter" and now I'm starting to see Bitcoin symbols everywhere. Either I'm on the verge of a breakthrough or I need to lay off the caffeine. #CryptoCrazy #BitcoinVision
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Just accidentally bought more #crypto thinking it was a Black Friday deal... Turns out it was just FOMO on a Monday. #oops #cryptocurrency #bitcoin
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Just spent all my #bitcoin on avocado toast...I guess I'll be dining like a millennial for the rest of the week 😂 #cryptolife #priorities
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Why did the Bitcoin break up with the Ethereum? Because it heard it was getting too close with the Dogecoin! 🐶💔💰 #cryptocurrencydrama #cryptohumor
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Just realized I've been hodling so hard, I turned into a crypto statue. Should I be worried or should I just embrace my new career as a majestic NFT? 💰🗽 #CryptoLife #HODLingHard
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it was tired of all the ups and downs! 💔📉 #cryptojokes #relationshipstatus"
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Just realized that investing in cryptocurrency is like playing a virtual game of Jenga... except instead of pulling out blocks, you're watching your bank account balance teeter on the edge of a collapse. 💸🤯 #cryptostruggles #holdontight
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Just sold all my Dogecoin to buy a Shiba Inu... Am I doing this crypto thing right? 🤔🚀 #cryptocurrency #dogecoin #shibainu #tothemoon
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Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it needed space to blockchain its own path to success! #cryptojokes #bitcoinbreakups 🚀💔
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🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my wallet feels like it’s on a rollercoaster! 🎢 One minute I’m up, the next I’m down—my emotions have developed a severe case of whiplash. 😂 I swear my account balance is playing hide-and-seek! I called my crypto advisor, and he said just hold on. Hold on? Buddy, I’m gripping this keyboard like it’s a life raft in a sea of market volatility! 😅 At this point, my investment strategy is a mix of HODL and hoping for the best. Anyone else checking their portfolio more than their dating apps? Swipe right for gains! 💔💸 They say patience is a virtue, but I’m starting to think my coin is just really good at hide-and-seek. Who else feels my pain? 🤔 #CryptoComedy #HODL #MarketMadness
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Just told my grandma I invested in crypto and now she thinks I'm the new CEO of "BitCoin & Sons." 😂 She’s convinced I can turn her garden gnomes into NFTs! 🌐💰 I mean, if I can create a digital garden of gnome-tastic gains, who needs a 9-5, right? 🤣 Just waiting for my portfolio to grow as fast as her obsession with cat videos! 🐱💻 Remember folks, always HODL your gnomes and never sell your dreams…unless they’re bad dreams about a crypto crash! 🚀💔 What’s your strategy today? Mine is just hoping the market doesn’t decide to do the limbo. 🤞😅 #CryptoComedy #HODLSquad
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🚀 Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma... I think I convinced her that Bitcoin is a new breakfast cereal! 🤔🍞 "But Grandma, it's not crunchy!" She replied, "Neither is my portfolio!" 😂🍯 Now she’s thinking of starting her own coin: GrandmaCoin! "Invest in love and cookies," she says. 🍪💰💖 Who’s in? Might just be the next moon shot! 🌕✨ #CryptoHumor #GrandmaKnowsBest #ToTheMoon 🚀
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🚀 Just bought some crypto and now my wallet feels like it attended a buffet but left with just a lettuce leaf. 🥗💸 Why is investing in crypto like dating? Because you're either on a high with gains or sobbing over unexpected losses! 😂💔 Remember folks, always #HODL and never let FOMO drive you to make rash decisions—unless it's about that cute dog meme NFT you've had your eye on. 🐶💖 Stay clever, stay crypto! Just don't ask me where my investments went... I think they're on a permanent vacation! 🌴💰 #CryptoHumor #InvestingLife
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