💰 Just overheard two Bitcoin miners arguing about who has the best rig. One of them said he could mine currency faster than the other could finish a meme! 😂 I mean, when it comes to crypto, who cares about speed when you've got the best dogecoin memes? 🐶🚀 

But seriously, I asked if they were willing to trade top-tier mining advice for some pizza, and now I'm just sitting here contemplating the real value of carbs vs. coins. 🍕💸 After all, isn't pizza the true currency of life? 

Remember, folks: in a world full of altcoins, be a whole pizza! If you’re not getting slices, you’re just getting crumbs! 😜🍕 #CryptoComedy #PizzaIsLife