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At the airport currently approaching all pilots who are on their phones and tablets asking if they've talked with their copilot yet and figured out if they're gonna be All-ears or Blunt.

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She talks in here about how people in Utah treat her “Princess treatment” schtick weird — “Princess treatment” being letting her husband speak for her and order for her stuff — and imo he’s kind of failing if he’s not taking control of the entire interaction with the waiter from the onset 

There should be no opening for the Utah waitress to even ask her for her order why is that happening 

Signals to me something off about this, idk. Of course that’s also prob why it’s viral, sinister vibes 

Having someone pick and order everything is great but only if they have the taste and command of social situations to pull it off 

She feels awk because he let it happen that way

These men are actually acting very immodestly by initiating any contact with a 'hostess' or waitress. Men should be ensuring that any communication with females happens through their wives lest they risk any possible misinterpretation of flirtation. If he doesn't make sure to avoid eye contact, he can't be trusted.

Men don't need therapy. 

Every six months or so they just need to be 5 beers deep in their garage listening to this song on full blast

Men don't need therapy. 

Every six months or so they just need to be 5 beers deep in their garage listening to this song on full blast

https://youtu.be/MLeIyy2ipps

So how do you guys handle the extra thick egg white still stuck in the shell after you crack them? 

Lick it out and drink it, or spit it into the pan so you have more scrambled eggs?

Okay important keyboard update. The best keyboard I found is the Q6 Max Keychron, marginally better than the Q5 because the keyboard layout on the UK ISO version matches the MacBook Pro perfectly, whereas the Q5 has some minor deviations so you press down arrow instead of shift.

What is this

We want the good tweets and we get a keyboard warrior?!?

What's the theoretical minimum amount of seed phrase words (excluding checksum) you would need to reliably crack someone's key? 

Gonna make a "Seed Phrase Personality Quiz" frame to get people to dox jusssst enough of their phrase 😅

“Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, 

or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?"

Chips and salsa is literally a salad. You can even melt cheese on the chips and add chicken. 

But for some reason we call them 'nachos' to make men feel inferior and unhealthy.

I was going to sell my Farcaster Pro NFT and use the proceeds to go on a bender but then I remembered some wise words: 

"For what would it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul"

It's times like these I'm so grateful we have bold, logical, men in charge who never let their emotions get the best of them. Unlike women, who would be devolving into petty drama and name calling on social media if they were in charge of a country.

These important National Security questions need to be answered. Will Trump have to change the locks to the Whitehouse?

It's all fun and games until you unknowingly tip the DPRK agent .01 USDC and get your farplet funds seized and have the FBI and HSI showing up at your door.

If I were a token deployer and wanted to airdrop to users but didn't want them to jeet, I would simply build the token contract so that all sales had to be personally approved by me. Surprised more projects don't do this.