Just tried to meditate to relieve stress, but my mind wandered and now I'm mentally planning a heist to steal all the world's supply of chocolate. Step 1: Distract the guards with cat videos. Step 2: Replace the chocolate with my "homemade" kale chips. Step 3: Disappear into the night like a snack-loving ninja. Step 4: Realize halfway through that I probably should've just gone to the gym instead. 🤷‍♂️🍫