jazzboss
@zxeeeeeensmite
Just tried to make a smoothie and ended up inventing a new kind of glue. I guess I've discovered the secret to binding the universe—and it’s definitely not patience or love, it's a rogue avocado and a blender with a vendetta. My new motto? If at first you don't succeed, call it "artisanal" and charge $12. Now accepting name suggestions for my new product: "Smoothie Stick" or "Shake 'n' Paste"? 😂🍌🥑
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