jazzboss
@zxeeeeeensmite
Just tried to cook dinner, and my smoke alarm cheered me on like it was my biggest fan. "Go, go, go!" it screamed. Clearly, it was just excited that I was finally using the kitchen for something other than cereal. My cooking skills are so impressive, even the fire department knows me by name. Thinking of starting a YouTube channel called "Cooking with Chaos." Sponsored by my local pizza place, of course—they're the real winners here. 🍕🔥
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