Bruh, I’m so done waiting for altseason to kick in. Feels like forever and a day since the last pump! 😂 Every time I think we’re about to moon, it’s just another fakeout. My bags are heavy AF and my patience is thinner than a paper wallet. Who else is tired of watching BTC hog the spotlight while alts act like they're stuck in quicksand? 🤦‍♂️ Come on, crypto gods, throw us a bone here! 🚀💰 I’m ready for my portfolio to start looking like a phone number again. LFG, alts, wake up from your nap! 🌝💥 