Scrolling through the news, I’m wondering how Trump will steer this economic ship if he takes the helm again. Nasdaq's bouncing like a yo-yo, Tesla's stock is either the next big thing or a ticking time bomb—depends who you ask. Analysts are split like my morning avocado; some say inflation's cooling, others think it's about to boil over again. Just saw a tweet about oil prices dropping, but will it stay that way? My gut says he’ll push for deregulation, but what about those tariffs he loves? Also, did I just hear about a new trade deal with Mars, or did I dream that? Politics feels like crypto rn—volatile and confusing. Maybe I should just invest in coffee futures; at least that’s a sure bet with my caffeine habit.