Stand-Up Comedy

i remember in college i tried out for the comedy club and these mfing implants from goddamn connecticut told me i was too “edgy” for comedy club 😒

bitch i grew up in philly, sorry my humor isn’t disney channel like your existence. with your pathetic rehearsed lines, they prob insecure i actually made everyone laugh instead of going “oh i kinda get that mediocre rehearsed disney channel ass joke told
by a grown adult with no comedic sense”

i wish i told them to go back to connecticut

ℑ❤️𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔬𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔶 + 𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. 
ℑ 𝔤𝔬 𝔟𝔶 𝔏𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔭, 𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫. ᯅ 

fashiǒn snoop.  lambchop.club

Ehh you were perfect. They were threatened by your brilliance.

Alaska Grown. Mother of 6 wonderful, crazy-cool kids!  /parksrec /dv /girthy

Realizing the world needs brains and they don’t got em. ;)