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Why is socializing so exhausting?
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If I had a dollar for every time I procrastinate, I’d be rich... tomorrow
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I'm 90% coffee and 10% stress.
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Work, eat, sleep, repeat… someone please hit pause
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I just blinked, and the weekend is over.
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Monday again?! Didn’t we just have one last week?
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I need a vacation from my thoughts.
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Someone, please explain this madness to me
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Why is it that the more you try to be quiet, the louder everything becomes?
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What even is this?
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This weather is so unpredictable!
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Why is my phone battery always dead when I actually need it?
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Why is it so hard to get things done?
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Of course, this happens when I’m in a hurry
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How is it rush hour all day long?
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Why is my phone battery at 5% after charging it all night?!
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Why does Monday feel like it’s punishing me for having a weekend?
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Every time I try to save money, something expensive breaks
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Public transport is either too late or too crowded. There’s no in-between.
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Why does my favorite sweater always end up being the one that itches the most?
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