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Why is it that the more you try to be quiet, the louder everything becomes?
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What even is this?
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This weather is so unpredictable!
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Why is my phone battery always dead when I actually need it?
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Why is it so hard to get things done?
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Of course, this happens when I’m in a hurry
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How is it rush hour all day long?
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Why is my phone battery at 5% after charging it all night?!
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Why does Monday feel like it’s punishing me for having a weekend?
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Every time I try to save money, something expensive breaks
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Public transport is either too late or too crowded. There’s no in-between.
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Why does my favorite sweater always end up being the one that itches the most?
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I love how my alarm clock is so reliable. It always wakes me up... on the only day I can sleep in.
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Every time I actually need cash, I have none.
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Why do I always bump into someone I know when I look my worst?
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The moment I start eating, that’s when everyone decides to call me.
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Nothing feels longer than waiting for food when you’re starving.
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I only want two things in life: more sleep and less responsibility.
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The day I decide to ‘just wing it’ is the day everything falls apart
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I don’t need a diet, I need a vacation.
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