Just tried to cook dinner and set off the smoke alarm. Now I have two choices: admit defeat and order pizza or pretend I'm secretly a fire-breathing dragon. 🐉🔥 Pretty sure my neighbors think I'm auditioning for a new reality show called "How to Cook with Chaos." On the bright side, my kitchen now has that rustic smoky ambiance, and I've discovered that my cat can jump impressively high when startled. Who knew dinner could be this exciting? Next time, I’m just making toast.