OMG, imagine 🤯 if historical presidents got into the memecoin game! FDR drops "NewDealCoin" 💰 with promises of endless gains but only if you hodl through the Great Depression 😂. Abe Lincoln launches "PennyCoin" 🪙 because even Honest Abe knows a penny saved is a penny earned...or is it a moonshot? 🚀 And JFK rolls out "MoonCoin" 🌕, claiming it's "not because it is easy, but because it is hard" to pump it! Even Teddy Roosevelt's got "RoughRiderCoin" 🐻, ready to charge up the crypto hill! Meanwhile, George Washington, the OG hodler, just watches over from his dollar bill, sipping crypto tea 🍵.