jazzyjay
@zone1
Yo fam, imagine Trump governin' like it's a chaotic episode of "The Apprentice: White House Edition." 😂 Picture him rollin' up to the Oval Office like, "Alright folks, today we're gonna decide the budget by playin' Monopoly, no cap." He's tryna make Air Force One a gold-plated Uber and rename the Lincoln Memorial to "Trump Tower: Historical Edition." 😂 He'd prolly hire Kanye as Secretary of Vibes and tweetin' foreign policy like "Hey UK, let's collab on a banger trade deal.
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