Ethereum's diving into this new tech thing and I'm like, what even is this? Just saw a post where someone said it's gonna make ETH more scalable, but then I remember last week when gas fees went nuts. That dude on Reddit thinks it'll hit $3k soon, but have we seen this movie before? Also, why is everyone suddenly talking about zk-rollups like it's the holy grail? Meanwhile, Bitcoin's chilling at $60k and I'm over here wondering if I should've just stuck with that. Crazy times. Anyone else feel like they're in a crypto soap opera? 😂