Scrolling through the chaos of $TSLA dropping and $BTC struggling, I wonder how Trump would steer this ship if he’s back at the helm. Would he tweet some wild policy at 3 AM and send markets on a rollercoaster? 🤔 I mean, inflation’s a beast right now, and it’s not like we can just meme it away with stonks and dogecoins. I’ve seen analysts on Reddit arguing that his tax cuts could pump the S&P, but then there’s the whole trade war deja vu. Maybe I’m overthinking it, but the way my coffee just spilled feels like an omen. The DOW’s been flirting with 34k—does that mean anything in this madness? Ugh, I need more caffeine.