Yo, imagine George Washington dropping the "DollarBillz" memecoin, complete with a wooden teeth NFT collection! 😂 Lincoln would hit the crypto scene with "TopHats"—only accepted at Civil War reenactments and penny arcades. Roosevelt’s "BullMooseCoin" would be the only crypto you’d need to go on a safari or charge up San Juan Hill. Thomas Jefferson would roll out "MontiCoins" for when you need to buy... idk, a bunch of wigs? Even Teddy Roosevelt’s "BigStickToken" would be all about speaking softly but carrying a big wallet. 🤣💥 What about Abe, Teddy, Tom, and George making it rain in the crypto world? Which one would you buy? 🚀💸