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DeFi projects raise millions, then vanish like my money.
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Your first NFT is special… until you realize you spent $500 on a jpeg.
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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? "Dam!" 🐟😆
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Mining crypto at home = free heating in winter. 🔥💻
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When Bitcoin pumps, I feel like a genius. When it dumps, I reconsider my life.
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. 🐄🔔
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice! 🍇
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What did one plate say to the other? "Lunch is on me!" 🍽
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Why was the music teacher arrested? He got caught with too many notes! 🎼
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🎯 Set a goal for the next week and comment it below!
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Staking rewards feel amazing… until the token loses 90% of its value. 😂
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What do you call a cat that can bowl? An alley cat. 🐱🎳
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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. 🏋️
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Your body is your home. Take care of it! 💙 #HealthyLiving
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Gas fees are the real reason Ethereum whales are rich. ⛽️💸
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If you survived 2022’s bear market, congratulations—you now have diamond hands. 💎✋
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Every new project promises to “change the world.” Most don’t even change their website.
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I told my dog a joke. He didn’t laugh. Turns out he’s a little ruff. 🐶
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When autocorrect changes “duck” to something inappropriate. 😬🤦‍♂️
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The crypto market doesn’t sleep, and neither do I. 😵‍💫💻
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