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Day 136 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
When /matcha’s fee traffickers snatch YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap from an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi agent goes full Liam Neeson.
“I know who you are, /matcha,” he growls into a burner wallet-restricted vidchat. “I know what you want - market order fees. But I have a very particular set of skills: memes, diamond hands, and gasless swaps that’ll haunt your slippage-ridden dreams.”
He tracks their slippage syndicate across Base and crashes a shady DEX auction. Dodging FUD bullets, he front-runs their exit plan with a meme barrage, nuking liquidity pools into chaos.
“Good luck,” smirks the /matcha CEO, twirling a gold-plated USB.
But YES2Crypto breaches their liquidity den, cold-wallet in one hand, roadmap NFT in the other.
"I told you I’d find you,” he whispers.
“Now release the limits, or I’ll meme you to zero!”
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