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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.

“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.

/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!” 

But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”

As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”

/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?!  WE'RE WAITING!!"

With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out: 

“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid!  Via limit orders!”

/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”  

As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:

“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"

rain 5135 $DEGEN

Day 136 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

When /matcha’s fee traffickers snatch YES2Crypto’s limit order roadmap from an /ethdenver afterparty, the purple-hatted ex-DeFi agent goes full Liam Neeson.

“I know who you are, /matcha,” he growls into a burner wallet-restricted vidchat. “I know what you want - market order fees.  But I have a very particular set of skills: memes, diamond hands, and gasless swaps that’ll haunt your slippage-ridden dreams.”

He tracks their slippage syndicate across Base and crashes a shady DEX auction. Dodging FUD bullets, he front-runs their exit plan with a meme barrage, nuking liquidity pools into chaos.

“Good luck,” smirks the /matcha CEO, twirling a gold-plated USB.

But YES2Crypto breaches their liquidity den, cold-wallet in one hand, roadmap NFT in the other.

"I told you I’d find you,” he whispers.

“Now release the limits, or I’ll meme you to zero!”

rain 5136 $DEGEN

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