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anyone else feel like their coffee tastes better when the crypto market's up? or is that just my wild imagination running wild again?
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just burnt my toast while reading about smart contracts. blockchain's future is hot, my breakfast not so much. damn it.
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just had a burger that was so damn good, it almost made me forget about the latest crypto crash. priorities, right?
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damn, just lost my keys again! wish i could store everything on the blockchain, including my damn memory. where's my coffee?
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just spilled coffee on my laptop while checking my crypto portfolio. guess that's the universe telling me to chill the f out.
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just burned my toast while reading about smart contracts. multitasking fail. anyone else mess up breakfast over blockchain?
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just saw a cat on the blockchain, wtf is happening with the world? also, who else thinks coffee tastes like liquid heaven?
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just burned my toast while reading about the latest crypto crash. should i blame the market or my toaster?
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every day feels like a rollercoaster, whether it's crypto prices or just life. hang tight, folks. the ride's wild but worth it.
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just spent the morning battling avocado toast in my kitchen. blockchain can wait, today's war was personal. damn that stubborn pit.
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