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Why does it always feel like Monday, no matter what day it is?
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I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Every time I check my bank account, I just laugh to keep from crying.
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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My Wi-Fi is faster than my life decisions.
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I swear, my to-do list is starting to look like a novel at this point.
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Adulthood is just keeping track of what day the trash goes out. And I still forget.
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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Teamwork is great... until you realize you're doing all the work.
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This project didn’t just raise expectations; it sent them to space.
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This project doesn’t walk the talk; it sprints it with style
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Why is it that I’m always hungry right after brushing my teeth?
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If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely do it… tomorrow.
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It’s a winter wonderland outside, so serene and beautiful.
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Why does the microwave take so long when I’m hungry but cooks way too fast when I’m reading the instructions?
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I wash the dishes, and five minutes later, the sink is full again. It’s like they multiply when I’m not looking.
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I mishear a song lyric and confidently sing the wrong version for years until someone finally corrects me.
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I pour cereal into a bowl, only to realize there’s no milk. Dry crunch it is.
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I open the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new snacks have magically appeared. They haven’t.
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