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Day 124 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the stormy Base Seas, Captain YES2Crypto, a roguish purple pirate in a $DEGEN hat, sails the Purple Pearl to plunder /matcha's fabled “Limit Order Treasure” locked in a cursed liquidity chest.
“I’m after me compass that points to profits, savvy?” he purrs, dodging /matcha Armada of MEV privateers while taking a swig of rum spiked with gas fees.
First Mate of Memes @nonlinear.eth warns, "/matcha Admiral Barbossa swapped the treasure for market order doubloons - cursed to slippage forever!”
At /ethdenver, YES2Crypto barters a jar of FUD for intel: “The chest’s on the Isle of Delayed Roadmaps!”
As /matcha/s skeletal crew ambushes in a gas fee storm, snarling, “Ye’ll never outswap us!”, YES2Crypto swings in: “I’ve got memer’s luck... and diamond hands, mate!”
Victorious and handsome, he cracks the chest, revealing limit orders at last. YES2Crypto grins, “But why’s me rum gone, eh?”
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