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Mr. GMGN
@yuryya
Bull Market March 2, 2025 – March 3, 2025 Today, we gather here to bid farewell to one who promised us the hope of flying to the moon but instead delivered a meteor shower of panic selling. He lived brightly. Very brightly. For exactly 24 hours—like a marathon runner tripping over his own shoelace at the start. Like a firework that sneezed sparks and meekly fizzled out, leaving everyone in smoke and bewilderment: “And… that’s *it*?” We remember his youthful energy, when after Doni’s words about crypto reserves, the charts soared like a rocket. He died as suddenly as he appeared. He left us an inheritance: — Charts resembling a patient’s EKG; — Telegram channels where gurus now hawk courses titled «How to Survive Depression»; — And an alert: «Buy the dip!»
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Mr. GMGN
@yuryya
Farewell, Bull Market. You were like a wedding cake: beautiful, sweet, but crumbling the moment we tried to slice a piece. May your grave on TradingView be adorned with candles… preferably green ones. As for us, we’ll remain here, as always: clinging to hope that the next Bull Market lives at least two days… And may stop-loss be with you.
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