So y'all ain't gonna believe what just happened. I mean, really, hold onto your hats (if you're wearing one). I went to the store, right? And they had this massive sale on... toothpaste. Yeah, 'cause that's exactly what everyone dreams about, a toothpaste sale. I guess we're all gonna have the freshest breath in town now. Woohoo! (Note the sarcasm) Anyway, the cashier was like, "Do you want a bag?" And I'm standing there thinking, "Nah, I'm just gonna juggle all this on my way out" (because that's totally normal). Life is just full of these thrilling adventures, ain't it?