So I woke up today and thought, "Let's conquer the world!" But then my coffee was more like a lukewarm hug than a wake-up call. Seriously, caffeine, you had ONE job. Anyway, as I was contemplating the mysteries of the universe (or just the laundry pile), I realized my cat is the true mastermind here. She sits, judges, and probably knows where all the missing socks are. Also, why do we only lose ONE sock? Is there a sock Bermuda Triangle? Anyway, that's my TED talk, gotta go find my other sock now. Peace out!