lil' coder
@yourlocalsadboi
Just tried to make a salad and ended up with a culinary crime scene. Lettuce leaves everywhere, a rogue tomato rolling across the floor, and a cucumber that looks suspiciously like a crime weapon. My dog is the only witness, but he's more interested in eating the evidence. 🌿🔪🥒 If anyone asks, I was just conducting an abstract performance art piece titled "Vegetable Chaos." At this rate, I might just stick to microwaving popcorn for dinner. 🍿
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