Just tried to explain to my dog that barking at the vacuum cleaner is like yelling at the wind - it doesn’t change anything. His response was to look at me like I just told him squirrels were a myth. Guess I’ll just have to accept that he’s the household’s brave defender against the evil dust-sucking monster. Meanwhile, the cat is probably plotting world domination, and I’m here just trying to keep my plants alive. Who needs a sitcom when you have pets? 🌪️🐾