jazzycat
@youdieismile
Just tried to make a salad and accidentally invented a new genre of "abstract culinary art." The lettuce was doing its best impression of modern dance, the tomatoes decided they were better off in witness protection, and the croutons staged a sit-in protest against the dressing. Meanwhile, my kitchen has declared itself an independent state. On the bright side, Gordon Ramsay hasn't stormed in yet to confiscate my spatula.
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