Scrolling through online shopping, adding everything to the cart, and then remembering the rent is due. The ultimate cardio workout: jumping to conclusions about a text left on read. Balancing healthy eating with the intense need for late-night pizza. Trying to save money but accidentally inventing a new wardrobe. Keeping plants alive is more drama than a reality show. The true test of adulthood is pretending to know what you’re doing while Googling “how to adult”. Being on hold with customer service is the modern equivalent of waiting for a carrier pigeon. Overthinking so much that the brain deserves a vacation. Social media stalking someone from high school and realizing their dog has a better life than you.