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Day 144 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a dystopian Base City swelteringly unbearable jury room, purple-hatted juror YES2Crypto debates w/11 others to save limit orders from /matcha’s “market-order virus” set to rug pull the chain in 1996.

He growls, “Life is in our hands, fees are on their minds!”

/matcha's CEO, a time-traveling overlord, sneers, “The future is history,” as he plants MEV goons to ensure the virus launches, locking YES2Crypto in a 2035 asylum.

YES2Crypto time-jumps to 1996, spotting a $DEGEN tattoo on scientist Dr. Goines, /matcha’s key to the virus.

In the jury room, YES2Crypto flips a $DEGEN coin, shouting, “We’re the 12 degens deliberating extinction!”

The 11 jurors, now convinced, vote to block /matcha’s plan, but a clock ticks - /matcha’s virus is already airborne.

YES2Crypto time-travels one last time, purring, “Not on my chain”

He swaps virus code for limit orders, saving Base as /matcha’s empire unravels.

Rain 5143 $DEGEN

Day 145 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In sun-scorched Base Jungle wasteland, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted wanderer, guards the Limit Order Book, a sacred tome sought by a warlord-tyrant with Shere Khan's hunger & Carnegie's thirst for control.

He chants, “The path of the righteous memer is beset on all sides... by the inequities of the fees!”

/matcha MEV goons, led by a fiery orangutan CEO, ambush YES2Crypto, snarling, “Hand over the book, or Base burns!”

YES2Crypto, with diamond hands, purrs, “I’ve got the bare necessities - limit orders!”

Guided by a wise $DEGEN panther Bagholda.eth and carefree bear Baloochain, Y2C treks through Farcaster vines, dodging /matcha gas-fee traps.

He flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This jungle’s my blockchain now.”

In a fiery showdown, Y2C, wielding a machete with blind precision, outsmarts King MEV, saving the Limit Order Book. He strides off, purring, “I carried this book for 30 years, Base is my Alcatraz."

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A purple cat in elegant gentleman’s suit, standing in a sun-scorched Base Jungle wasteland with scorched vines & glowing $DEGEN flowers along a dusty Farcaster road, clutching a glowing Limit Order Book in one hand and machete in the other with determined grin. The scene is lit by a fiery orange sunset, with a wise panther labeled ‘Bagholda.eth’ and carefree bear labeled ‘Baloochain’ in the background, their shadows cast on a crumbling ancient stone arch like the Arc de Triomphe, partially obscured by swirling ash and MEV goon silhouettes in futuristic armor. A wooden signpost reads ‘Base Jungle,’ while a nearby boulder has ‘The path of the righteous’ carved into it. A fiery orangutan figure with "KING MEV" crown looms on a charred tree branch, snarling with Shere Khan’s hunger. A trail of $DEGEN coins leads through the jungle toward a distant Alcatraz-like island silhouette on the horizon, hinting at YES2Crypto’s quest to save Base