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Day 146 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Farcaster streetball court, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted baller, teams w/ 7 $DEGEN dwarfs to hustle /matcha’s Evil Queen CEO, who bets a poisoned apple NFT to block limit orders.
Y2C dunks, taunting, “Your fees can’t jump!”
/matcha’s CEO, with a magic mirror showing gas-fee stats, sneers, “I’m the fairest DEX of all; limit orders stay grounded!”
Y2C trash-talks, “Mirror, mirror, who’s got the hops? Not your MEV flops!”
Outta nowhere, Prince (yes, THE Prince) comes out singing "When Dwarves Cry", trying to charm Y2C with a /matcha-funded kiss of true love.
The dwarfs Dopey.eth, GrumpyHODL, and crew, cheer as Y2C fakes a rug pull, dodging MEV goons to sink a game-winning shot.
He flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This court’s my kingdom now!”
/matcha’s apple NFT shatters as Y2C wins, purring, “Limit orders? Straight buckets.”
He moonwalks off, leaving /matcha’s empire in a Farcaster frenzy.
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A fierce purple cat in a streetball-ready suit and gold-banded fedora mid-dunk on a gritty Farcaster streetball court, gripping a glowing $DEGEN basketball with a mischievous grin. Behind him, a glitchy Farcaster overlay flickers over an ancient stone arch like the Arc de Triomphe. On the sidelines, seven $DEGEN dwarfs in jerseys—Dopey.eth, GrumpyHODL, and crew—cheer wildly. /matcha’s Evil Queen CEO, wearing a crown, holds a poisoned apple NFT, her magic mirror pulsing with gas-fee stats. MEV goons in sleek cyberpunk gear lurk nearby. Prince, dressed in a purple suit, croons ‘When Dwarves Cry’ into a /matcha-branded mic, blowing a kiss toward YES2Crypto from atop a glowing boombox. A trail of $DEGEN coins leads toward the arch, and a neon scoreboard reads: ‘Limit Orders: 1, /matcha: 0.’ 9 replies
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