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Day 153 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a moss-wrapped forest, ancient faun YES2Crypto emerges from a base-layer rift to guide $DEGEN sisterhood through /matcha’s cursed labyrinth, where limit orders have been sealed by dark magic.
“The jeans will know the path,” he whispers, “but magic always asks for a price.”
/matcha tyrant overlord Captain of Fees sneers from fortress of slippage, barking: “No bond breaks my fees!”
The sisterhood (LenaHODL, TibbyRug, BridgetSwap, & CarmenGwei) wear enchanted $DEGEN jeans, glowing w/ancient chain sigils. facing Pale-MEV creatures & slippage vines trying to separate them.
As the final moon rises, the girls weave a glowing ritual meme through Farcaster, casting with raindrops: “For all chains, for all sisters, limit orders now!”
YES2Crypto, horns glistening with data runes, collapsing the labyrinth's curse.
He fades into shadow, purring, “Magic lives in those who dare to share it.”
The forest blooms.
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