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Day 144 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a dystopian Base City swelteringly unbearable jury room, purple-hatted juror YES2Crypto debates w/11 others to save limit orders from /matcha’s “market-order virus” set to rug pull the chain in 1996.
He growls, “Life is in our hands, fees are on their minds!”
/matcha's CEO, a time-traveling overlord, sneers, “The future is history,” as he plants MEV goons to ensure the virus launches, locking YES2Crypto in a 2035 asylum.
YES2Crypto time-jumps to 1996, spotting a $DEGEN tattoo on scientist Dr. Goines, /matcha’s key to the virus.
In the jury room, YES2Crypto flips a $DEGEN coin, shouting, “We’re the 12 degens deliberating extinction!”
The 11 jurors, now convinced, vote to block /matcha’s plan, but a clock ticks - /matcha’s virus is already airborne.
YES2Crypto time-travels one last time, purring, “Not on my chain”
He swaps virus code for limit orders, saving Base as /matcha’s empire unravels.
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