Day 163* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-cat, boards /matcha’s SS Poseidon in Magic Kingdom, muttering “We need a bigger boat” to chase Base L2 limit orders.
A tsunami flips the ship, stranding him in Ooo’s Candy Kingdom with /matcha Ice King CEO freezing swaps.
With a Finn-like coder and Jake-like trader, YES2Crypto climbs a chandelier staircase in the Peppermint Ballroom, dodging banana guards. Reverend Scott’s spirit chants “Keep moving!” as /matcha traps glow with fees.
YES2Crypto hacks the Ice King crown, melting a path through licorice pipes, whispering “What time is it?”
He outsmarts /matcha Belle-like enforcers with a casino chip in the engine room.
At the bow, YES2Crypto breaks through, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
The tsunami clears, leaving /matcha empire a mirage and YES2Crypto with a tokenized bacon pancake.
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A dramatic scene inside the flipped luxury cruise ship SS Poseidon, now stranded in the magical, candy-colored landscape of Ooo’s Candy Kingdom, bathed in surreal twilight. YES2Crypto, a fierce purple cat with a small head, dressed in a sleek black sailor’s suit with a gold pocket square and a polished black top hat with a gold band, climbs a sparkling chandelier staircase amidst the ruins of a Peppermint Ballroom, its walls dripping with gooey candy swirls and glowing fee traps pulsing in neon red. He dodges animated banana guards wielding licorice spears, while in the background, a massive ancient stone arch like the Arc de Triomphe looms through a shattered porthole, etched with blockchain hexagons and a neon-green “Limit Orders” inscription. /matcha’s Ice King CEO, a shadowy cat in a jagged ice crown, casts icy spells freezing crypto swaps, flanked by Belle-like enforcers (silver cats in red coats) clutching casino chips stamped with “/matcha.” 1 reply
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