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Day 123 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In the shadowy depths of Base City, caped liquidity crusader YES2Crypto battles chaos unleashed by /matcha, a green-haired DEX joker hoarding market orders like a twisted game.

“Why so slippage?” /matcha cackles, flipping a double-sided token of profit and delay.

YES2Crypto growls through his purple cowl, “This chain's worth saving,” as he swings across Farcaster rooftops, dodging /matcha FUD bombs and MEV goons.

“Some protocols want to watch the roadmap burn,” /matcha sneers, rigging a gas fee explosion at /ethdenver.

When /matcha nabs the Limit Order Code, YES2Crypto revs his DeFi-cycle: “I’ve got diamond hands!” 

A rooftop clash ends with /matcha jailed, grinning, “I’m the roadmap delay you need!” 

YES2Crypto vanishes into the blockchain night, muttering, “A silent guardian… a watchful memer… a purple knight.”

rain 5123 $DEGEN

Day 124 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base 

In the stormy Base Seas, Captain YES2Crypto, a roguish purple pirate in a $DEGEN hat, sails the Purple Pearl to plunder /matcha's fabled “Limit Order Treasure” locked in a cursed liquidity chest.

“I’m after me compass that points to profits, savvy?” he purrs, dodging /matcha Armada of MEV privateers while taking a swig of rum spiked with gas fees.

First Mate of Memes @nonlinear.eth warns, "/matcha Admiral Barbossa swapped the treasure for market order doubloons - cursed to slippage forever!”

At /ethdenver, YES2Crypto barters a jar of FUD for intel: “The chest’s on the Isle of Delayed Roadmaps!”

As /matcha/s skeletal crew ambushes in a gas fee storm, snarling, “Ye’ll never outswap us!”, YES2Crypto swings in: “I’ve got memer’s luck... and diamond hands, mate!”

Victorious and handsome, he cracks the chest, revealing limit orders at last.  YES2Crypto grins, “But why’s me rum gone, eh?”

rain 5124 $DEGEN

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I mean banker already has limit orders via text right @bankr ?

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yes, they do
1. it's in a custodial wallet
2. it's not meant for serious funds

That would be a huge no-no.   That's worse than a custodial wallet.