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Day 152 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In walled-off matchhattan, Farcaster prison city of slippage & despair, a purple-hatted antihero is dropped behind enemy lines to extract Limit Order Protocol held hostage by /matcha
"Call me YES2Crypto," he growls, strapping on a $DEGEN eyepatch & revving his gas-fee-resistant bike.
"You're not escaping with anything," sneers /matcha. "This is a one-way chain."
Armed with a meme-tossing glider & a bandolier of cold wallets, Y2C infiltrates the derelict DEX zone, joined by old $DEGEN rebels HODLts, Rugnald, and The Cooler Gwei.
Through crumbling order books and abandoned liquidity pits, they outwit MEV goons, blasting slippage bots w/limit-order flares.
In a final rooftop showdown, YES2Crypto leaps from a rusted DEX helipad, tossing a hacked roadmap capsule into the chain.
"Tell /matcha," he purrs, "Escape is only the beginning."
As the protocol redeploys on Base, Farcaster erupts in cheers. Behind him, matchhattan burns.
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Part 1:
A bold, hand-painted retro movie poster in the style of 1980s action thrillers. In the center, YES2Crypto, a fierce purple cat with a small angular head, stands dramatically. He wears a rugged black leather jacket over a tactical street suit, a gold-banded black top hat, and a worn eyepatch over one glowing eye. He holds a glowing $DEGEN coin aloft in one hand, and a custom cold-wallet pistol in the other.
Behind him looms a decaying, neon-lit version of Manhattan, surrounded by a massive concrete wall. Cracks and digital glitches ripple across old DEX towers and broken market order terminals. Flaming liquidity pipes snake through the streets like hazards.
At the bottom, a vintage motorcycle with DEGEN decals skids across rubble-strewn streets, launching into the air with fire trailing behind it. Explosions light up the skyline as shadowy MEV goons in cyberpunk armor chase from rooftops. 2 replies
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A holographic billboard glitches above the skyline showing /matcha’s fishbowl-helmet CEO, sneering in green-tinted light. Near YES2Crypto’s feet lies a glowing roadmap capsule, cracked open, with streams of limit orders bursting free like golden light.
Framing the poster are stylized elements:
- A bold retro title in gritty block letters: “THE GREAT ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK”
- Fake credits below like: “Starring YES2Crypto, Directed by Gasless Swaps”
- A dramatic tagline near the bottom: “One Chain. One Mission. No Slippage.”
- The color palette is dominated by gritty purples, deep oranges, neon greens, and smoky grays, with a painted texture and vintage poster wear—fold marks, light scuffs, and faded edges. 3 replies
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