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Day 164 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Hustler YES2Crypto enters /matcha’s underground analytics arena, where pool tables double as baseball stats boards, aiming to crack their Base L2 limit order scheme w/a cue stick.

He mutters “Money won is twice as sweet,” outsmarting /matcha’ CEO Billy who rigs trades with sabermetric algorithms.

In a neon-lit Oakland backroom, Y2C faces /matcha coders, sinking a nine-ball shot to hack their MEV bots. A jukebox hums “Sweet Home Chicago” as /matcha fake swaps flash on a scoreboard.

Y2C mentors rookie Vincent, teaching “It’s not about stats, it’s about heart,” while dodging /matcha’s green-felt traps. "Can you flake on and off, I wonder?"

He spots a tokenized cue ball, revealing /matcha’s limit order mirage.

At the final showdown, YES2Crypto pots the winning shot, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” The arena erupts, leaving /matcha’s empire in shambles as YES2Crypto pockets a tokenized A’s cap.

Rain 5164 $DEGEN

Day 165 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Advocate YES2Crypto steps into /matcha’s surreal Maycomb theater, defending Base L2 limit orders against their winged CEO Birdman, muttering “Atticus taught me justice.”

He faces a mock trial on a floating stage, spotlights flickering with /matcha’s market fees.

In a backstage attic, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Boo Radley, who hides swap secrets in a prop tree knot-hole. A drumbeat echoes Riggan’s “This is my chance,” as /matcha’s feathered drones swoop with MEV bots.

YES2Crypto channels Scout’s innocence, whispering “Hey, Boo,” to calm the coder, revealing /matcha’s fake limit order playbill.

He dodges a flying typewriter, its keys typing "/matcha lies” mid-air.

On the stage, YES2Crypto wins the trial, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”

The theater collapses in a surreal haze, leaving the /matcha empire grounded, as YES2Crypto holds a tokenized mockingbird feather.

Rain 5165 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

DEGEN raindrop requirements (all 4)
- Name the male star of To Kill A Mockingbird
- Name the male star of Birdman
- Name the female star of To Kill A Mockingbird
- Make up a continuation of the story, or part of a story line. AI ok.

- Male star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Gregory Peck (played Atticus Finch).  

-Male star of Birdman: Michael Keaton (played Riggan Thomson).  

-Female star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Mary Badham (played Scout Finch).

-continuation of the story:
Scout Finch, now a lawyer in her twenties, returns to Maycomb to defend a Black teacher accused of teaching “radical” equality. The town’s prejudice festers, and Scout uncovers secrets linking the case to a powerful family. Jem, a cynical writer, doubts change, but Calpurnia, fierce as ever, aids Scout’s fight. In tense court battles, Scout grapples with Atticus’s idealism, learning justice demands sacrifice. As she challenges Maycomb’s entrenched power, she wonders if she can honor her father’s legacy while carving her own path in a world stubbornly resistant to truth.

Male star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Gregory Peck
Male star of Birdman: Michael Keaton
Female star of To Kill a Mockingbird: Mary Badham

YES2Crypto escapes the theater rubble, feather in hand. In the ruins, he finds a flickering neon sign: “/matcha v2 – with limit orders?” He steps inside a strange diner called The Arbitrage Café, where MEV bots serve espresso and price oracles whisper riddles. A jukebox plays “Simplex Dreams” as he prepares for his next trial — convincing the Uniswap Jury.