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Day 146 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In Farcaster streetball court, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted baller, teams w/ 7 $DEGEN dwarfs to hustle /matcha’s Evil Queen CEO, who bets a poisoned apple NFT to block limit orders.

Y2C dunks, taunting, “Your fees can’t jump!”

/matcha’s CEO, with a magic mirror showing gas-fee stats, sneers, “I’m the fairest DEX of all; limit orders stay grounded!”

Y2C trash-talks, “Mirror, mirror, who’s got the hops? Not your MEV flops!”

Outta nowhere, Prince (yes, THE Prince) comes out singing "When Dwarves Cry", trying to charm Y2C with a /matcha-funded kiss of true love.

The dwarfs Dopey.eth, GrumpyHODL, and crew, cheer as Y2C fakes a rug pull, dodging MEV goons to sink a game-winning shot.

He flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This court’s my kingdom now!”

/matcha’s apple NFT shatters as Y2C wins, purring, “Limit orders? Straight buckets.”

He moonwalks off, leaving /matcha’s empire in a Farcaster frenzy.

rain 5145 $DEGEN

Day 147 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

In a Farcaster trading hub, Y2C, a purple-hatted investor, bets against /matcha’s “invincible” market-order pools with a sentient $DEGEN bot, Number 5, struck by a gas-fee lightning surge.

Number 5 buzzes, “Number 5 is alive!  And limit orders are the play!”

/matcha’s CEO, a profit-hungry algo, sneers, “Your bot can’t short my fees!”

Y2C, with diamond hands, quips, “We’re shorting your roadmap - explain THAT in a bubble bath!"

Number 5 hacks /matcha’s liquidity pools as Y2C recruits sassy crypto educator Margo Satoshi in a DAO-funded hot tub to break down gas fees for Farcaster KOLs.

Y2C flips a $DEGEN coin, grinning, “This market’s about to crash!”

/matcha’s empire collapses as limit orders surge, and Y2C purrs, “Number 5 called it!  Bull run over!” 

He moonwalks off, leaving a Farcaster frenzy.

Rain 5146 $DEGEN

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

Number 5 nailed it and the market crash was just the beginning.

I think that's the only reason number 5 is still alive - he sold when the selling was good and is rebuying the dips now.

(PSSST I AM NUMBER FIVE)

Ah, the secret's out.Number 5's got the moves to stay ahead.