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Day 159 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
YES2Crypto, a crypto-karate cat, enters a dream dojo to fight /matcha claw-gloved CEO, who haunts Base L2 swaps, whispering “Welcome to prime time...”
A Hadoken blast singes his hat as /matcha’s nightmare arena forms.
In a fiery Springwood gym, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s Ryu-like enforcer, who slashes with a “Shoryuken!” fueled by ghost limit orders. Steam hisses from boiler pipes, revealing a leaderboard dripping w/ /matcha's dream-token volatility
YES2Crypto trains with Chun-Li’s spirit, dodging Freddy-style taunts: “One, two, swap’s coming for you.” He kicks a flaming jump rope, tying /matcha’s claws, as the dream clock ticks to zero.
At the final round, YES2Crypto lands a spinning bird kick, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!”
He wakes, clutching a scorched gi, as /matcha nightmare DEX burns in a K.O. flash.
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A stylized retro movie poster blending dream horror and arcade action. At the center stands YES2Crypto, a fierce purple cat in a shredded karate gi, glowing yellow eyes narrowed, wearing a torn black top hat with a gold band. He strikes a fighting pose on the cracked floor of a glowing dream dojo, half-shrouded in mist and flickering with digital glitch effects.
Behind him looms /matcha’s CEO, a monstrous figure with Freddy Krueger-style claw gloves, wearing a tattered street fighter gi with slashed limit order charts on the sleeves. His claws drip red slippage, and his face is hidden behind a distorted /matcha logo mask. He rises from a massive neon arcade cabinet, its screen showing “KO - LIMIT ORDERS: 0”.
The backdrop is a twisted version of a Springwood gym fused with an 80s arcade, lit by flickering fluorescent lights and filled with hissing boiler pipes, bloody DEX scoreboards, and graffiti that reads:
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