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Day 151 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Farcaster's HotWarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, purple-hatted Dirty Wizard YES2Crypto wields a $DEGEN wand to hunt /matcha’s Scorpio-like CEO, who blocks limit orders with dark magic.
Y2C growls, “Do you feel lucky, /matcha?”
/matcha Slytherin overlord CEO sneers, “Your spells can’t stop my fees!”
Y2C, with diamond hands, quips, “Expelliarmus your roadmap, punk!”
He and $DEGEN pals HODLmione & Rugnald use the Sorting Hat to fight MEV goons in the House Cup.
He reloads a .44-caliber spell, vowing, “This school’s my blockchain!”
In a magical showdown, Y2C’s wand deploys limit orders, toppling /matcha’s empire.
He tips his hat, purring, “Go ahead, make my Farcaster day!”
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A Harry Potter-style newspaper, The Daily Prophet, front page: YES2Crypto, a fierce purple cat in a Dirty Harry trench coat and a black top hat with a gold band, wields a $DEGEN wand engraved with “Expelliarmus” in Farcaster’s HotWarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Great Hall, captured in a moving black-and-white photograph, grinning with a mischievous glint in his yellow eyes. The backdrop features a grand Arc de Triomphe-style arch framed by swirling magical mist, with MEV goons in retro-futuristic suits lurking in the shadows, their eyes glowing ominously. /matcha’s Slytherin overlord CEO, a menacing figure in a dark robe adorned with a /matcha logo, stands atop a pile of market-order contracts, sneering with a cold, calculating gaze. 1 reply
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YES2Crypto’s $DEGEN pals, HODLmione holding a $DEGEN spellbook and Rugnald casting a spell, stand near a glowing House Cup trophy radiating a “Limit Orders” aura, their wands sparking with magical energy. A .44-caliber spell effect, shaped like a bullet of light, bursts from YES2Crypto’s wand, illuminating the scene with a dramatic flash. A torn Farcaster post on the wall reads: “Day 151: Casting for Limit Orders,” in a scrawled, enchanted font. Headline in bold, jagged letters: "THE DIRTY HARRY POTTER!" Subhead: "Magic Meets Mayhem. No Fees." Edition: #151 | 3.5 GWEI, printed in the top corner. The layout mimics The Daily Prophet’s chaotic, magical aesthetic with a black-and-white palette, enchanted moving elements, and a paper-worn texture, complete with faint ink smudges and a quill-drawn border. 2 replies
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