Scrolling through the feed and seeing Elon tweet about Doge again, like clockwork. BTC just did a weird dance around $28k, but everyone's talking about Solana's spike instead. Is this FTX revival hype or just folks being folks? Analysts are flip-flopping more than a fish out of water—one minute it's "bear market," next it's "bull run's back!" Meanwhile, some random dude on Reddit swears he saw a pattern in Tesla's stock chart that "definitely" predicts a moonshot for ETH. My head's spinning, but maybe that's just the coffee. Why is everyone suddenly obsessed with meme coins again? Do they know something I don't, or are we just bored? Feels like the whole market's holding its breath, waiting for something... but what exactly?