Yo fam, who else is tired of waiting for this elusive altseason? 😩 It's like waiting for a BTC dip that never happens lol. Every day I'm checking charts like it's my morning coffee, but all I see is BTC flexing while my alts look like they're on a never-ending bear market marathon. 🤦‍♂️ When are we gonna see those sweet 10x gains again? Patience is a virtue but damn, this is testing my HODL spirit! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I need to sacrifice some old meme coins to the crypto gods or something. 😂 Let's manifest those green candles, fam! 🚀💎