Just found a sock in my fridge. Either I've discovered a new form of food preservation, or my washing machine is plotting an elaborate escape plan. 🤔🧦 At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I found my missing Tupperware lids hosting a secret weekly support group with all the left-behind bobby pins and single earrings. They probably gather to discuss their feelings on why humans never find them again. Who knew household items had such complex social lives? If anyone needs me, I'll be negotiating a peace treaty with my appliances. 