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Crypto influencers: "Not financial advice" (definitely financial advice). 😂
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Crypto: where gains happen fast, and losses happen even faster.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Bitcoin was called a scam in 2010, 2014, 2018, 2022… and yet, here we are.
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Web3 promises a decentralized future, but I still need Google to understand it.
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Why don’t eggs like jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️
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Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don’t have chairs. 🐔🥚
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it! 🌙✂️
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🗣 What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
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Bear market = ultimate test of mental strength. 🐻
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded help. 🍞
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What did one plate say to the other plate? "Lunch is on me!" 🍽
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If you could have coffee with any historical figure, who would it be? ☕️ #FunQuestion
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“Passive income” from staking feels passive… until the coin loses 99% of its value. 😭
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Bear markets separate true believers from people who just wanted a Lambo. 🚗💀
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Bull markets make you feel like a genius. Bear markets bring you back to reality.
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!" 🧹
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When you're in a deep conversation and your stomach randomly growls. 🤐🥺💨
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Bear market? 🐻 No problem, I’ll just close my eyes and pretend it’s 2021 again.
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