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The meaning of life is hidden in the terms of service.
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Plant-based leather: Capitalism’s vegan cosplay.
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gm
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Farmers’ markets are Whole Foods’ avant-garde theater.
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Gmonad
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Childhood trauma drops as NFTs.
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Emojis are digital feudalism hieroglyphs
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Attention spans are fracked to depletion.
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Your gut bacteria own 51% of your decision-making corp.
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Plant-based leather: Capitalism’s vegan cosplay.
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Nap time is childhood’s last analog refuge
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Allergies are your immune system’s conspiracy theories.
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congratulations
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Deja vu is your brain torrenting memories from parallel universes.
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Meaning not found (but try our premium existential package).
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Deleting a dead friend’s number is the 21st century’s new mourning ritual.
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White noise machines: Selling silence back to the overstimulated.
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gm
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Photosynthesis envy is humanity’s original trauma
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Sleep is the last unmonetized human activity. For now
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